How to Use Google (Tutorial) (OMG)
How to Google: A Guide for the Hopelessly Lost
Wow. You really just Googled "how to Google." That's like asking how to eat food while chewing. You're a genius, because clearly, you've made it here without knowing how Google works! We're proud of you... in the same way parents are proud when their kid finishes last but at least didn't eat glue.
Wow. You really just Googled "how to Google." That's like asking how to eat food while chewing. You're a genius, because clearly, you've made it here without knowing how Google works! We're proud of you... in the same way parents are proud when their kid finishes last but at least didn't eat glue.
Step 1: Stare at the Search Bar
You see that long, empty box at the top? Yeah, that's called a "search bar." Pro Tip: It's where you type things, like "how to use Google"—which you already did! Bravo!
You see that long, empty box at the top? Yeah, that's called a "search bar." Pro Tip: It's where you type things, like "how to use Google"—which you already did! Bravo!
Step 2: Hit Enter and Pray
After typing your deepest existential questions—like "Why do I exist?" click enter. Pressing Enter takes milliseconds. But for someone who needed this guide, that might feel like defusing a bomb. Don't panic. Just… press the button.
After typing your deepest existential questions—like "Why do I exist?" click enter. Pressing Enter takes milliseconds. But for someone who needed this guide, that might feel like defusing a bomb. Don't panic. Just… press the button.
Congratulations!
You just used Google to learn how to use Google. If you can't figure out Google by now, it might be time to move back to carrier pigeons and smoke signals.
You just used Google to learn how to use Google. If you can't figure out Google by now, it might be time to move back to carrier pigeons and smoke signals.